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Andrea364

Age/Gender: 16, Female
Location: under your floorboards
Job: leztastic douchebag

I bitch. yes. I shall.

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FML!! >:(

Posted by Andrea364 Apr. 23, 2011 @ 12:39 PM EDT

Ach, gawd, why must I be tormented so? .. No matter, on to what I really would like to say.

So, yeah, alright, here goes. My first beef of the day has to be, well, beef. As unfortunate as I have been lately, I recently looked online to discover that my favorite burger (and keep in mind that I already suspected this), the double quarter-pounder with cheese, is a mixture of soy and meat paste. How wonderful is that? Mmm, thanks McDonald's, I sure love all that soy -- tastes so much better than farm fresh meat, right? Hell no. Fuck you, delicious, heart-fat inducing burgers; fuck you!

Second beef is also meat related - fucking chicken nuggets. Anyone know about this? .. This? Or maybe even this? It seems a ton of people are pointing to the same source here, and the general consensus is: no, that metallic taste in your mouth wasn't just your imagination, or that aluminum saturated mutant corn's either; please wait at least one half hour after ingesting butane flavored meat paste before igniting your flammable fix, whatever it may be. Fuck you, chicken nuggets; fuck you all. It's not a public pool, jackasses.

Oh, and guess what? More fucking meat paste - hot dogs, hamburgers, chicken nuggets, sausage patties - all meat paste. What the hell guys. What the fucking hell.

Also, photoshop.

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