Hmmm.........

It seems that fat people always have a hot partner.

lol @ irony

i laughed, but i dont understand what they are doing.

Those old people are pissed right now, if I was that guy, I wouldn't take this so lightly.
Mega luls came from this.

P.S.
Don't say you're going to put something on youtube in something that you're going to put on youtube...

.........

dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me

You cant imagine being attracted to older, uglier women either?
;)

I just read the first few posts you submitted to the bbs.
And i didn't understand any of them.

Hee Hee Hee you little narcissist.

darknessdweller wuz here.

Hi :')

what if a child molester ran in that elevator!

Would you have accepted it?

Aha. ;)

NO FUCKEN WAY.

You're bisexual, I take it?

Theres a flash with your name on it

I jacked off to this like a million times.

Oh shit! I've know that girl in the red sweater. Like, well, I've seen here before... Yeah. lol. =D

I mean I know that girl.... yeah......

Where do you live? If we live in the same place, that might possibly almost kind of explain it...

I ordered one lesbian.

Where she at?

why not tell the man, I already know where you live. stop using me as an excuse to hold info from people. :'\

Shes talking about me.

No controdiction meant, but if I had a hot girl rubbing up against me I'd get hard :D.

Memo to myself when I have kids... never buy them cameras, webcams, etc so they do not make complete idiots out of themselves for the masses online.

Someone should make a mass mailing of this video to every potential employer in the world so they can see just what kind of person will be sitting in their interview office 3 to 5 years from now.

I don't mean to be a stick in the mud but this kind of nonsense that teens are posting online today is just another example of how we have dumbed down our society. And I thought the baby boomers were being retarded with their "America's Funniest Videos"

This video could totally be animated!
Here's a outline:
The elevator doors close - The girls are giggling and the old man stands there awkwardly. The giggling red sweatshirt girl moves closer to him - his inappropriate excitement begins. "She's too close!" He screams in his mind. "It's been so long and I've come so far!" She moves in closer, "I love watermelon!" She giggles as he crosses his legs. Its too late for him, there's no going back. "Watermelon, watermelon!" she giggles. His mind is racing, his heart is beating faster as he's losing control. A startling realization occurs in his mind: he can no longer restrain himself. The girl has started something inside him; she has reawakened something that he couldn't stop. He has become something that he never thought he would ever be. He has become a pedophile.
He knows there is nothing that he can do at this point. "She has me wrapped around her finger!" He thought to himself. His sick pedo mind begins to fantasize about her and what he'd do with that finger that he has found himself so intricately wrapped around when a cry shoots out from the elevator door. The elevator have reached a destination. He found himself lost for words as his eyes darted about in panic. "Premature boobs!" He shouldn't be thinking about these things, he needs to clear his mind! But there were too many of them here. Sweatshirt girl with her flirty taunting braces. Fatty- there was so much of her. Awkward camera girl- well she could watch... awkwardly. His excitement was growing and he knew that it would soon be apparent to them. What would they do if they found out? *A drop of sweat comes down from his matted hair down to his chin* His sick fantasies came to an abrupt halt. His mind is in a state of panic now. The doors are opening but it's not his floor. He realizes that there is nothing that he can do now. He has to bail out. But what if they notice? What if when he moves from his spot that they will notice what has been steadily growing in his pants throughout the elevator ride to this floor. He has to risk it, his situation will only get worse if he doesn't get out now. In his state of panic he does the only thing he knows how to do. He mumbles incoherently about being "hard" and makes his way out of the elevator as quickly as possible.
The girls giggle as he flees, but he can't respond, his mind has become a blur as adrenalin is pumping through his veins. He only narrowly escaped a potentially horrible situation. A hand comes out from the elevator and slaps his ass just before the elevator doors close. That was the final straw. His excitement had reached its peak! He turns to see the elevator doors close. The girls were gone and he stood alone in an empty hallway, on the wrong floor with a bulge in his pants that could not be tamed.
Enter the world of "Watermelon Man."

You don't like cock?

You don't like cocks?
I prefer hens myself. Cocks don't taste as good

Hrm, is that you with the short light brown hair to the right?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
FUCKING PENIS.
And cocks.

WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR?

Are they drunk or something? Are you behind all of this?
You know as well as I do that the reason why fat people have hot friends is because the hot friends feel better and think they look better around the fat people...

anyway...I rofled on my cat...

You are evil...towards the strangers...Haha

Hi there. Havent seen you guys a while. So hows the business runi?

Hmm............I think this I saw this before.......................Hmm.....
................Yes! I remember now! It was that faithful day that I joined NG. Or I thought.....

Live on the internets is quiet tough if you re a goth and a carpet munchie! Everyone has to carry his burden

what makes you think any of us thought that was funny?

My fat friends have me as a friend. :3

What time was this?
Morning or night?
Seems like night but looks can be deceiving...

damn girl, howd you get all of that im dem jeans?
im dem jeans, are you talking to me?

were friends? O: how cute. :3

Do you know Encyclopediadramatica.com? Its the place where I have been for the last 3 months. Go there if you want to study trolls and 4chan memes. But it can mess you up pretty bad

dang...
hooray for public harassment.
:D!

I'm glad you thought my outline was funny- I actually re-read it after I wrote it and realized how seriously fucked that could have been. I personally thought it was funny - that video was dripping with inspiration.
As for the YOU part of the story, I did add something about the awkward camera girl. Yeah this part: "Awkward camera girl- well she could watch... awkwardly." I dunno, I only knew about three girls in the elevator. Fatty when she eclipsed the camera's view, braces was self explanatory and awkward camera girl had to have been there to film it all. Did I miss something, were there four?! Well that would change everything. Sick pedophile fantasies get exponentially more twisted with four girls. Four girls is a threesome twice.

math? fuck that.

that girl in your banner is hawt.

Zachary? Which Zachary?

WOW

dam she was weird
koo...

No but seriously thats funny.

If i walked into that elevator while she was doing that things would have went differently.

lol

Love pentagon? Hmm, I think you've come up with a new sexual deviancy.
"Two chicks at the same time" is supposed to be a man's greatest fantasy, so seeing how there are 4 girls, there is potential for a 3 way twice.
Depending on how things pan out and by the way you seem to operate, dude might be left solo while the girls play; you know, just to fuck with him. Sounds like your kind of fun riiiiight?

They tell me Rockstar is 2 1/2 cups of coffee plus a handful of sugar. Get random Sov. =P

Lesbians don't do me any good. The whole, not into guys thing and me being a guy doesn't really work in my favor. I've been there done that, but watching is just a tease.
But seriously though, get to animating, the pedophile and the 4 innocents (using that term loosely) needs to be animated! Or should I go write the lesbian scene first? =3

i react differently if i walk into a elevator and saw that...

i just realized i basically sayed what jesus-owns-x said....

I got fat friends, does that makes me hot?

Well I think it counts for boys too =b
I'm not fat, I sport 5 times a week..

kind of wierd but a little funny.

Well just eat a bit more, I'm 15 , 6"5 tall and weight 179 pounds..
And I really don't have any fat..
My class mates are weaklings compared to me..

I just don't have chest muscle, but that's because of my age..
Meh >.<

You should have other stuff on your chest =b

lol sorry for that perverted comment

Oh, yeah. I know him.

Not.

That girl is disgusting! (the fat one) I think I vomited a little...

hey babe wassup

Are you gonna say thank you?

Are you fingering yourself to my picture?

Hello. ;)

You know someone who is? rofl. OOOHDREAMTELLME.

lol a whole blog?

horny little bitch, you are. :P

Actually, I'm like that too. >_>

And I'm ADDICTED to touching myself. To the point where it's taken over other activities during the daytime. Why else would we stick around this website? Rofl.

dont mind 54ur0n he can be a bit of a creeper

Do you talk to any of them off of this website?

LOL FUCKING HORNY 24\7 NO LIE.

I'm a horny guy and you are 2 horny girls, what are we waiting for? =b

youre fucking crazy aaaaha

LMFAO I LOOKED

2 girls 1 guy , you still got 1 girl so =b

also, '364' reminds me of '369 damn your fine'

also, you need to like, make a flash. and credit me as a coauthor, rofl. <3

AND, nick totally has a boner right now. :D

lmfao, i dont care. xD

RUN FORREST RUN

I don't have a boner lolz..

Only stuff in real life will give me a boner =/

Sure, although Kaylee is already in my house =3

Nvm, Kaylee just went shopping..
But I can come over to your house and protect you if you want ( I'm 6"5)

Like 6"5 and only 15 isn't tall?
Although I'm not growing anymore, I went to the gym too much so basicly it's impossible for me to grow now..

I don't know when she's gonna get back, but shopping always takes a long time..
Where do you live anyways?

And as I said, I don't grow anymore since I go to the gym.. I never hit a door before..

Sould be around 6-10 PM :)

Anyways, I live in Mississippi, but I got connections up there, and I could always take a plane.

Oh I see, in America just like Kaylee, I mostly have to stay up late to talk to people in America =/

Oh Ic, Ca va?

Well I think you speak better French then I do anyways, it was my worst class on school.
I had to learn Dutch, English, Spanish, German and French.
First I dropped Spanish because it was spanish or this computer class ( duh obvious)
Then I dropped French because it was French or German, I really hate french ( sorry about that, I just think the words are too hard compared to german and the teacher was an asshole).
I'm really bad at languages, accept for English.. I just play too much games and I'm too much on NG =b

Anyways how come you're so tired? It's just 3 pm there right?

It's 9 pm here, so don't complain =b
I usually keep talking to her till 11~12 pm..

I would have done the same if I had holidays, but I don't... *sighs*
How do you talk to her? Comment/pm or msn?

And hear what song?

PMing is way easier, msn is even easier then both..

I like every genre of music, but I really like trance..

www.ebuddy.com
All you need is a mail adress and you can msn on the internet.. =)

Yeah sure =D

Do they check your browser history then?
This even works on my school, you don't have to download anything it's just surfing on the internet..

Then go to ebuddy, and delete your history =b

It didn't said: 'Andrea364 wants to be your portal buddy, do you accept' yet..

But I've added you too..

Do I have to add you again or are we portal buddys now?

That would be great!
I'm already a flash artist but still...
I'm going to try to make my own flash movie in 2 weeks =)