Chapter Two The Freeway

It was morning and the sun was shining bright in my eyes. It was freezing in the car and I was shivering uncontrollably. Then I noticed that Andrea wasn't in the front seat like she should have been and the car was stopped. Instantly I shot up from my seat. I looked around in nearly every direction calling her name. Then she popped up behind me and leaned over me, wrapping her arms around me, and nearly scaring the piss out of me.

"What the fuck are you doing? You're supposed to be driving!" I yelled, "You're so immature!"

She replied, "You know damn well what I'm doing, and if I'm immature what does that make you? I don't want to piss you off so I'm just going to let you think you know what I'm thinking."

"What?! I thought that we agreed not to do this anymore. Andrea, you know I'm just going to keep asking until you tell me."

"Well, by then I will have already forgot about it." she paused, "Oh and I got you something besides the puppy" she said as he handed me a bag "Look in there."

I pulled out it's contents and exclaimed "OH MY GOD, Andrea where did you get these?!" They were some of the hottest fashion items in stock. I tried them on, forgeting that Andrea was in direct view of me. Not that it would have mattered, she's seen me naked many times before.

"So, now that you have completely blinded me again, how much do you love me for buying them on a scale of 1 to 10?"

"fourtybilllion and three!" I blurted and hugged her tightly.

"you're... choking... me!" she strained out.

"Oh... Sorry" I said embarrassed.

"It's fine" she replied, catching her breath, "I probably would have choked you too if you got me an awesome set of clothes."

She handed me a steaming hot bundle wrapped in paper, which I nearly dropped. She told me it was my breakfast and explained where we were and what time we'd be in New Hampshire while she climbed into the drivers seat of the car. Andrea cranked up the car, passed me a soda which was half empty and let the car run while I ate and drank my fill. Her stomach grumbled loudly. A few minutes later I passed the burger and drink back because I was done with them.

"Geez woman, you eat like bird, you sure you want me to have this?" She asked.

"Take it, I know you haven't eaten in days."

"And what does that matter? You sound worried. Don't you think I can live through some malnutrition? I mean, I'm practically a biological fortress, just look at these abs," she pulled up her shirt slightly, "Think those came from burgers and burritos? ... Hell no they didn't, they came from rigorous training."

"Just eat."

"Fine" she mumbled and took a bite out of the burger. She glanced between me and the burger several times before finally just wolfing it down. She sat the drink in the cup holder and began driving back on to an interstate. Miles down the road we heard police sirens blaring. Just great, we had just goten out of the other shit and now the cops had caught up to us. "Shit, shit, shit", I thought, "we really are in deep shit, I should have just offered to stay behind so I didn't slow her down and now she's stuck in this because of me. I never should have went on that date with that freak, even though I was almost 16, near legal."

I yelled "FUCKING STEP ON IT ANDREA!" panicking at the sound of the sirens.

When the sirens kept getting closer she shifted gears from 5 to 6 and eased in on the gas pedal speeding the car up from 70 mph to 90 in a mere second or two and looked in the rear view mirror. Then the police car turned onto the interstate and headed straight toward us. It was only one car, but it still could hold two or more police men. Then I realised that the Police weren't after us. I looked at Andrea, who was smiling with content.

"Hehhehhe" Andrea looked at me and smiled, "I gave the cops a little misinformation, or should I say my friends did, anyway, the cops are chasing John Furtenado, not us. He is driving a black mustang with the liscence plate entitled crimnal. He is also on this very interstate. Our liscence plate says Andrea364, so we're in the clear." She switched back to 5th gear.

I replied, "But if all that is true why did you speed up so much?"

"It's called a tactic of road travel around cops. See look at the speedometer. You speed up and then slow down to make the cops think that they're going faster than you were at any given point in time because they caught up very quickly to your car. Like so." She switched gears and sped up a little, then slowed down to 60mph.

"Oh. Let me write that down for the next time I MURDER SOMEONE AND KIDNAP A FIFTEENYEAR OLD!" I yelled at her.

She replied casually, "You know, that kinda hurt my ears when you screamed at me, and do you have any idea how rude that was? Anyway, atleast I didn't rape you like that mother fucking rapist did when he kidnapped you. I would have atleast asked you. Remember, I'm not the one who originally kidnapped you and you came with me in this very car, so it doesn't count as kidnapping."

"Sorry, but you know, you're starting to freak me out. I mean, who taught you all these tricks about driving? Oh and... You perv! Is that the whole fucking reason you saved me?!"

"Maybe... Maybe not. I'll leave you to find that out." She said giving me a perverted look and that classic smile of hers. I sighed and didn't respond because I couldn't say out loud what I wanted to say without it coming out wrong.

Eventually we got to a hotel and checked in for the night. Luckily it allowed pets, unlike most hotels in the USA. We were going to be staying there for the night. I had no idea what was going to go on that night.

End of Chapter Two

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